Time for some original one-liners... Please be warned that these might trigger extreme reactions ranging from extreme laughter to extreme banging of your head :-) ...
1. I hate driving this car, but I love driving you crazy
2. If you find that this car is being driven rashly or negligently, then don't come near the car ..
3. If you are reading this, then you are on the wrong side of the road..
4. My heart is not as big as my belly..
5. I want my no-claim bonus. If you want yours, stop reading and start driving…
6. Blackberry alert... Not mine, the cop's..
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